3 Stupid Things

I did 3 stupid things the other night for which I am still feeling repercussions...

1. I went to a barbecue place that is well past its prime.
2. I went to said barbecue place 20 minutes before it closed.
3. I ordered spare ribs at said barbecue place.

I don't know what made me do this. You should never order an item that takes 5 or more hours to cook when the restaurant is about to close. The ribs I got were disgusting; two days later I'm still tasting them. I should know better.