Turkeys Terrorize New York City
Out in Staten Island, a large band of wild turkeys have taken to terrorizing the neighborhood. Protected by law, all the residents can do is squirt them with hoses and pray. Damn. Would anyone notice if a couple of birds found their way into one of my smokers? Honestly, officer. I have no idea how it got there.
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You know out at my inlaws old place on the mountain where there is no hunting, the turkeys will wall right up to you. But when I went turkey hunting, those **** are elusive.
Sounds like the problem I had with live chickens from the farm behing us. But I found a way to keep them out of my landscaping. Mix hot pepper seeds with grass seeds and put around the fence. After that tasty snack, never had another problem...
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