Now This is Truly Disgusting

The latest news from my buddy, Matt Timms...

Tofu Takedown!!! Finally!!!!

You begged for it!!! For too long, vegetarians have been unhappily doggy paddling in a sea of comfort food. NO MORE.The most audacious takedown to date features TOFU, meat of the soy gods.

Some may interpret this as a BRUTAL answer to the bacon takedown!!! All it is, is another takedown!!! We expect to see brilliant and innovative renditions of this malleable fruit! Tofu chili! Tofu brownies! Tofu ice cream!

Email Matt Timms to enter!!!! We need cooks to sign up now!!!!

May 10th at Highline Ballroom!!! 4PM!!!

Photo of the lovely little tofu with attitude courtesy of Button Arcade