Fun with Food
Looking for that perfect accessory for your princess outfit? How about a crowning touch to your King costume? Look no further. The Anticraft has the perfect answer. A Pork Princess crown. Check it out!
Now if your costume is Sarah Palin this year, I'm sure moose meat will work just as well as pig, boy howdy. C'mon, be a maverick.
Or if you know one of them cynical elitist liberal vegetarians, God love em, maybe you could make them a nice little bacon scarf. You know, it gets pretty cold up in Alaska, what with watchin' out for all them Russians while I'm shotin' wolves from the state helicopter before I put it up for sale on eBay.