Back from New Paltz and let me tell you, them damn judges don't know squat.
One judge had the audacity to boast about how there was nothing spectacular and that most of the food was just "OK." The nerve of that rat bastard! I thought he was my friend and to hear that the food sucked. Man, oh man, that was just too much.
Doesn't he know how much time effort and money went into preparing that food that to his "refined and educated" palette was just "OK"? Shouldn't I be rewarded with better scores simply because I cooked? Damn.
Then, another judge was pontificating on how the food this year wasn't as good as last years! WTF?
Damn judges! I may never judge again!