So you want to be a BBQ Star?
Tonight at 10:oopm EST, on the Food Network, on The Secret Life Of... they're airing a show on BBQ. I and the rest of the BBQ-Brethren cooking team were interviewed by the host during Guitarbeque. Will I be on it? I don't know. You'll have to watch and see.
So you want to be a Barbeque star
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an Backyard Chef
Then take some time and learn how to smoke
And with your beef smoked right
And your pants fit tight
It's gonna be all right
Then it's time to go Kansas City
Where the agent man won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell rubs and sportswear
And in a contest or two
If you make the ribs
The girls'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your riches and fame
Was it all a strange game, you're a little insane
The money that came and the public acclaim
Don't forget what you are, you're a Barbeque star
La la la...
Apologies to the Byrds.